yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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