um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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