Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
