Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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