I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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