Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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