Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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