My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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