I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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