Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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