that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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