He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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