I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You took a bar mat shot.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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