Did you just see the Batmobile???
you win again, gameday.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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