tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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