we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
we're so committed to being not committed
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
