I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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