Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
