ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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