ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wish life had little blips of pornography
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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