what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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