He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
My feet surprised me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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