oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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