Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So much rum. So many feels.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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