Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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