he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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