So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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