your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm really into asian looking animals
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
MIDGETS
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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