Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize