Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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