S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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