im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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