that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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