me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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