I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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