He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
