I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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