windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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