office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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