There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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