She is in my trunk
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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