i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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