You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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