Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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