quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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