where does the pee come out of this thing
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
