well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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