it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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