i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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