i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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