OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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