i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This house was built for laser tag.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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