so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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