Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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