Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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